my boyfriend seems to be missing.

hunkyharry:

where could he be?

let’s start looking..

let’s check the van. he’s not there..

he’s not in the water either..

oh. there you are Harry!

HURRY. Before Madison tries to kidnap you again..

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The story of cowman.
  • Louis: Basically, the story was, i think it was some kind of sheep.
  • Harry: It was a cow.
  • Zayn: Yea it was a cow.
  • Louis: And it was making, like, a noise like cows do.
  • All of them: Mooooooooooooooooo
  • Zayn: It sounded like a person.
  • Louis: And Liam being the heroic man that he is, decided that he would go out there and try to save this man, which infact was a cow. Umm...
  • Liam: *laughs*
  • Lous: Anyways, so he hopped over the gate to this field at Harry's stepdads place. And he kind of looked around and shouted 'HELLLLOO does anyone need any help?!'
  • Niall: *laughs that AMAZING LAUGH OF HIS*
  • Harry: It was like, completely dark, and he stood on the fence going 'Is anybody out there, Is anybody out there?!'
  • -Ok so now they start saying stuff i don't understand cause they're all talking at the same time-
  • Louis: Anyways, we didn't finish it off. So then we all went back in, sat around the fire for a little bit and then decided to go to sleep. But infact, quite embarrassingly, even though we were 99% sure it was a cow, we didn't really dare sleep in our own beds. We actually slept on mattresses on the floor next to each other cause we had no key to the door and we thought the cowman would come in.

You’re insecure, Dont know what for you make *insert favourite member of 1D* hard when you walk through the door. dont need makeup to cover up either way *favourite member* wants a cheeky fu-uc-uc-k

nialler-styler-payner1d:

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